'And we're here to help...

A man who rescued a swimmer caught in swirling river currents found himself in trouble soon afterward when he was arrested by authorities who claimed he was interfering.

Save a life: go to jail.
I see clearly now. It’s very simple. People do not help people. Only government can help people. All you people out there want to help someone? Pay your taxes and let the professionals do their job. Or we will jail you.